Typical!

I've been living on this boat for two weeks now, and it's alright. There's plenty of flies and rolled-up receipts for me to chase, and my two humans are doing a good job at looking after me. They don't like being woken up at 4am, when it gets light, but I need feeding.

They've gone out rowing this morning, so I've hijacked this little magic box thing. I found a spider just now (it was quite tasty) and I had a nap on a clean shirt that femalehuman left on a chair; but I'm at a loose end, so I decided to blog.

I went outside briefly, yesterday. They put me on a harness and lead thing, but there was no point going out. It was cold, and the food doesn't appear by magic every morning and evening, so I went back inside again.

Lyra.